Tuesday, June 30, 2009

yum yum yum girly drinks and a shit load of pot are gunna make me numb



so ive been a bit dead inside today, really for no good reason at all.. but despite my effort to control it, the misery prevails. yeah so um im gunna take the next hour off to peruse the neighborhood liqueur stores for some girly drink fixins. im thinking some pineapple infused lethal rum and well, i dunno some other knock me on my ass girly booze will probably do the trick. god knows im the size of a small elephant, so guzzling straight from the bottle may be necessary. honestly, my goal is to get so fucked up i knock myself out from 6pm until tomorrow morning and hopefully dont have a hang over.

cheers.

here are some the misery cocktails i shall be trying:

Kermit The Frog Piss recipe
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
2 oz sweet and sour mix
top with 7-Up® soda

Donkey Semmen recipe
1 1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz soda water

Put 4 ice cubes in shaker. Add ingredients. shake well and serve in a margarita glass. Garnish with lime.

TROPICAL HOOTER PUNCH
Taste the tropics with this combination of Malibu, Melon Liqueur, Pineapple and Cranberry Juices:

1.75 Liter Malibu
12 Oz. Melon Liqueur
1 Quart. Pineapple Juice
1 Quart. Cranberry Juice
Mix all ingredients in a large punch bowl.
Serve well chilled and garnish with orange slices and cherries.

MALIBU SQUEEZE PUNCH
A great new twist on an old favorite-Malibu and Lemonade Punch:

1.75 Liter Malibu
3 Quarts Lemonade
Mix all ingredients in a large punch bowl.
Serve well chilled and garnish with lemon slices.


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